Posted 19 hours ago

shipwrecked-boness:

i think the only reason i use my facebook anymore is for the sole purpose of judging everyone

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago
reichlinger-lizzy:

Mother fucker I’m a landshark.

reichlinger-lizzy:

Mother fucker I’m a landshark.

Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

zmaliks:

where can I buy a liam payne

Posted 19 hours ago
  1. math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  2. history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  3. literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  4. physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Posted 20 hours ago
youhaveinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriendHe wants to be nice to them and make them famous  He is choosing out of his new followers 

youhaveinspiredme:

Follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
He wants to be nice to them and make them famous  
He is choosing out of his new followers 

(Source: youjustinspiredme)

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Posted 20 hours ago
Zayn can be very quiet sometimes. Also, Zayn sleeps — A LOT. Zayn always sleeps in. And we are always late because he sleeps in! I also like pulling pranks on Zayn — he’s good about pranks, he thinks they’re funny.
Harry Styles (via fuckyeahzarry)
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Posted 1 week ago

thedisneyprincess:

Who is your favorite Disney mom?

Posted 1 week ago
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asexuals:

hmu if you are hot and you want to make out with me 

Posted 1 week ago

hommos:

zayn malik is what sex would look like if sex was a human being